The secret life of a (not so) chamathu ponnu by Archana

 

Chapter 1- a random kalyanam

Disclaimer: Strictly no judging allowed. Just for fun scenarios….

Scene 1: food or guy

“Appu, vaadi sapda polam…. Romba pasikardu di”

“Iru akka, anda yellow shirt ah paren,…”

“Anda manja sattalam irukatum… anda bulu sattaya paren!”

“Yaru di adu?”

“Poi kekava?”

“Chinna paiyana irukaporan, bulb vangindu varada di”

“En vaaya vekkara? Pallula pottuko!”

 

Scene 2: potu vechuko!!

“Hi pati! Epdi iruka?”

“Nanna iruken ma! Pottu vechirkiya illaya? Kannuke terilaye…”

“Ido vechurken nalla paru pati”

“Iru na taren unaku pottu, ada vechuko chamatha”

 

—”I am escape-u”—

 

Scene 3: all the errands!

“Archu, needan da elaarkum akka, kozhandela pathuko, na ippo vandudren….”

“Archu, ivaala nyabagam iruka? Pakathaathle irundaale, xyz maami, avalku oru chair eh eduthu poden..”

“Archu ma, athimber ku coffee edthunduvariya da thangameeee….”

“Archu, vaasal la ninnuko, varavaaalku panneer thalikanamolio…”

“Archu, chithi ku konjam thutham da kannama…”

Pheww… seriously?

 

To be continued….

Next chapter- the jugaads

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